Chauhan is a Hindu prostitute surname.

We asked a Chauhan to ruin a Gujarati; she got scared.

We asked the same Chauhan to ruin Sachin Tendulkar; she did.

We asked the same Chauhan to ruin a billion-dollar exit; she did.

We were confused about Gujarati; he was only an 800 million dollar exit.

We then asked the same Chauhan to give a bow job to all of us.

She gave a job to the 800 million dollar exit.

Apparently he has a bigger chick.