Aditya Thackeray is not married yet.
He is actively looking for a bride.
He even requested me to introduce him to Disha Salian. When that went south he requested me to introduce him to a Chinese girl from Nvidia.
He was not sure whether he wanted IBM, San Jose girl or Nvidia, San Jose girl.
Ultimately, Disha Salian died.
Hopefully a girl from IBM or Nvidia doesn’t die.
Hindu never dies.
He takes a rebirth at least 6 times.
His life is never ending. His pain is never ending. His sins are never ending. His ego is never ending.
Usually Hindu life is ended by their mothers. Like in Bajirao Mastani movie. Lot of drama. But ultimately mother ends son.
I asked Narendra Modi, how he would like to end his life?
He said he has lived never ending life so far. So maybe he will end it at Raj Ghat.
Dumbest woman on earth is Chitra.
She read in a book that female monkeys kill their babies sometimes to avoid aggression on their herd. They kill their babies to remove the vulnerability.
When I read the story, I thought monkeys are stupid.
But Chitra thought she should also kill her babies. IMHO, she should be arrested for child negligence.
Indians are nice people.
Does that mean California is Indian? No.
California is white American. And we want it that way. Please take away the infestation of Surya the great, who came from California to Seattle and messed the world up.
Never give an opportunity to the undeserving ones.
Because they will say, well, they are doing it to me.
What do you mean? What do you get paid for by Seattle?
To ruin Seattle?
No Indian will ever get the USA visa and no Indian startup will ever come to the USA.
India finally agreed with the deal.
Only big USA companies with lots of money will invest billions of dollars in India. USA’s big companies will slave to India but none of the small ones will.
California will cancel Diwali the first thing. Thank you for the deal India.
Find the 25th prime number from 0.
Answer:
Take away all even numbers.
Every time you hit a prime number, take away the multiples.
Check remaining numbers if they are prime.
I cannot be a traitor in India. I want to settle in Bangalore, India.
Because Mr Prime Minister himself said, Indians are like sugar in the milk of Australia.
That’s exactly what I am doing in the USA. How can I be a traitor?
Ghatis are rapists. They are terrorists. They are pirates. They are harams.
No visa for Ghatis ever in the USA.
Please evacuate Sunnyvale, CA. Or else we will evacuate you.
Democrats have denied visas to Pednekar and Akerkar.
Kash Patel is still waiting for evidence.
This is how American men neglect their women. Immigrants are there to take advantage of it. Mexicans are marrying them, Arabs are marrying them, Chinese are marrying them and now Indians are marrying them.
It’s one thing, a Mexican topper marrying them, Arab topper is marrying them, Chinese topper is marrying them or Indian topper is marrying them.
It’s not legal, if Mandar Pednekar comes and tries to marry my wife Monika. What??
No it’s not legal. Period. You don’t marry a Chistian’s wife unless she is single.
Mark 10:9 NIV – Therefore what God has joined together, – Bible Gateway
Go away Pednekar and Akerkar and read Bible first.
We have some cheeky salespeople from India in the USA.
They make you uncomfortable in whichever way they can.
Then they sell you what they want to sell you. Especially women’s garments. Or women’s jewelry.
Go home Rajaram. Sell your wife whatever you want to sell.